There are many things that have been invented and uninvented (Taken off the market) and this is my random list of shit that needs to be brought back post haste!

Surge...
For those of you who may have been a bit too young to remember this tasty beverage, it was basically mountain dew on steroids, only a bazillion times tastier! I remember hearing rumors that it had twice as much caffeine as Mountain dew, and caused a lot of heart problems, but I can't find any concrete facts to substantiate them. And while Vault does taste a little like Surge, it still cant compare to the liquid awesome that caused me to bounce off countless walls as a child, even while hopped up on god only knows how much adderall.

Darjium Blacks...
This one is more recent, and pisses me off to no end! All flavored tobacco, (little cigars included) with the exception of menthol was recently out lawed here in the united states, purportedly because many of the flavors being sweet caused minors to start smoking. I can tell you first hand that this is complete bull shit! When I started waaaaay back in the day, when gas was only a nickel (ha ha, I wish) I had never even heard of cloves, and I didn't even know cigarettes came in flavors other than yum, and menthol, did that stop me, or half the people I know... Nope, we started on the cheap ones that taste like ass, and when we were lucky Marlboro's. I didn't even know that Drjium's existed until I was in college, and plenty old enough to buy my own... granted they did play an instrumental role in me starting to smoke again after a year long hiatus, but that was mainly because, while they were nice for a treat, smoking them made me pine for the good old fashioned nicotine that I love.

Cupcake flavored coffee...
well technically it was cappuccino, but it was still delicious! It was either during my first or second year of college, I forget which but thats besides the point anyway... So yeah, me and I forget who else were driving to school and we passed a near by gas station that always has some kind of crazy flavored coffee like beverage, and I brought up to my companions that there needed to be cupcake flavored coffee. Lo and Behold, about a week later Granten and I wander up to the gas station during class, and there it is, in all of it's scrumptious splendor! and it was just as epic as I'd imagined it to be... seriously the whole time they had it I think I was drinking like seven large cups of it a day... thats three more cups than I usually drank back in those days So yeah, turns out it was a limited thing, and they haven't brought it back since, and it brings immeasurable sadness to my heart. Though it still astounds most people that I never got sick of it, but really it's quite simple, this drink combined my two most favorite food groups in the entire world, and yes coffee and cupcakes are their own food groups. Seriously though, if Kum & Go ever has this again, they will probably be hearing my squeals of joy clear the fuck over in Scotland!


Pluto...
Well I guess it's still technically there, but seriously who the fuck woke up one morning and decided that pluto was no longer a planet!? It just boggles the mind... How dare the man challenge the all the nine planets of the solar system rhymes that have been engrained in to our brines since grade school! I know there are several, but the one they taught us at the school I went to was 'My Very Energetic Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizza pies.' So... when they decide to teach my future children about the solar system their just going to be telling them that their very energetic mother just sent them nine... the poor little chillins are going to be scratching their heads wondering 'Nine what?' Whats next, are the archeologists going to start telling us that Jesus killed the dinosaurs? that he personally hunted down each and every one of them, until they were all extinct!? Granted this is exactly what I will say to the pregnant lady's kid once he's old enough to start asking about how the dinosaurs died, but that's not important right now, what is important is that these people need to stop screwing with our basic facts! It's just... Rude.

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